Das kennt ihr sicher schon, oder?

Nun, da die Sperrgassen-WG (wieder einmal) keine Reine Männer-WG mehr ist, frage ich mich, ob ihr das schon kennt:

Männer erklären die Welt...

Ich habe das der Einfachheit halber mal kopiert und hier eingefügt.

Männer erklären die Welt:

1. Please note: All rules are numbered "1" ON PURPOSE.

1. Breasts are for looking at and that ist why we do it. Don't try to change that.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you
leaving it down.

1. Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
JUST SAY IT.

1. "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. Go to the gym.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes
you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. All men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
PEACH is a fruit, not a colour. PUMPKIN is also a fruit. We have no idea what
MAUVE is.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't
want to hear.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

Aber ihr wusstet das eh schon, oder???